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Friday, April 13, 2007

i hate you dilys heng!

8:16 PM
dilys is a bitch that stays on my floor. if you don't know who i'm referring to, we also call her the bean stalk (or beansprout in our local context) and chopsticks and stick insect.

she tends to walk around in non existent shorts, flaunting her skinny stick like legs to the world. it's disgusting, really. and what's worse, lately she's been complaining that she has put on weight. i'm sorry but where? i'm stilll looking.

as aforementioned, i hate her. the following explains why:

when anuja is eating chocolate chip cookies:
anuja stop eating you're putting on weight!

when anuja asks is she can eat the extra pizza slice:
go ahead who wants vegetarian pizza anyway. we'll be begging you to eat it.

when anuja proclaims proudly that as an indian she is able to eat 3 slices instead of the manjan limit of 2:
ya la, look at you getting so fat.

when anuja retorts with a 'give me back my clothes, bitch!'
take them back! not like you can fit into them anyway.

when anuja tries to redeem her hurt pride by proclaiming that dilys is flat all over:
-dilys the beansprout attempts to pinch anuja's third spare tyre-

i hate you dilys chopstick heng! but i still need your printer. hahah.

happy birthday darling.



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