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Wednesday, May 31, 2006 if you're single you could be... 8:41 AM together, we realised that if one says 'i'm single' it could mean many many things. here's what we collectively came up with: single = really single. don't want to date single = desperate for a boyfriend single = in a relationship but wants to play around single = flirts all over the place single = flinging all over single = refuse to acknowdge the gf cos she is whiny and irritating: single = dating 2 girls at once single = unsatisfied with just one single = only in clubs single = wants a one night stand single = buddhish monk single = wannabe nun single = lou failure single = devdas single = only if youre hot single = addicted to wanking at this point he decides to throw at the me most crucial question: so anuja, are YOU single? gahhh. i refuse to answer this question under such incriminating circumstances. hahahhaa. this was the funniest: single = k*****k and haynes accuses me of being a meanie, and claims that 'you never know these days what k** would do. but i will get insanely jealous if i find him with another girl waaah. HE IS MINE. rawrr. anything to add? ooh. single = gay single = waiting for mr/ms right who'll never turn up single = waiting to get matchmade *teeheehee* 0 comments Monday, May 29, 2006 lunch with granny 1:07 PM that's it, you white bitch, you don't get a Yay You're Back Happy Birthday blog collage. BOOHISS. goawayyou. anyway, i am underhouse arrest because my akka (my maid) has decided to go out - with my mother's permisison, of course. i don't think she'd wanna be caught sneaking around and get chopped into a 17453 pieces and get fed to my dog - and i have to take care of granny. the whole morning she's been asking where's everybody? over lunch, she asked her usual questions. and then: granny: after you feed me lunch, you can go home. me: home? i live here. granny: no, chitra, kannan and their 2 children puja and anuja live here. me: so where do i live? granny: -looks at me blankly- me: so who's daughter am i? granny: it doesn't matter. mine okay? you can be my daughter. whaaaaaat. she's successfully disowned me from my own parents. then 5 minutes later she reverted back to her where's puja doing law three years what so long when is she coming back oh very soon that's good what are you studying. that maid of yours ah, she's gone out without your mother knowing... 1 comments Sunday, May 28, 2006 a *facepalm* moment 11:39 PM anyway i was telling saha that some of my chinese friends may not be open minded enough to accept bharathanatyam as a cultural traditional art form, cos it may not conform to their idea of 'dance' (esp since everyone seems to think indian dance = dancing around coconut trees. urrps) and also because hindu mythology is just weird. i quoted this ravana's intestine (oh SO grosss i know!) example to saha, and the himbo asks: who's ravana? *facepalm* indeed. 1 comments Thursday, May 25, 2006 just keep swimming... 4:52 PM the sun was out today! there was absolutely no hint of grey rain clouds, or so i thought. figured it's the perfect day to swim, yes? SIGH. was i wrong. someone out there hates me i swear. either that or my mother, knowing that i went swimming at 2 in the afternoon in the blazing sun, prayed that the sun will hide and play peekaboo when anuja was in the pool so that she won't tan and will stay fair and lovely fairever, oops, forever. she must have prayed SO hard. i had sun for what, 5 laps? i have absolutely no HINT of a tan. for those of you who think indian girls cannot tan, goaway! swimming is such fun. esp when the sun is out. you involuntarily smile. and the floor of the pool gets all shimmery and sparkly with the reflection of the water and it looks so pretty. =) i like! how can anyone hate water? when it's blazing hot, midday sun, all i wanna do is jump into cold water and i swear i can hear a 'fzzzz' sound when i jump in. ahahha. so many excuses people give, i swear. 1. i don't swim because errr, i am fat. 2. the pool is dirty 3. i need a brazilian 4. people will see me in a swimsuit. 5. i'm too hot, men will pick me up. 6. i don't want to mess up my hair whateverr. look at buona vista swimming complex, they're all gay anyWAY so many reasons why you SHOULD swim! 1. the cold water is damn good 2. the floor is all sparkly and pretty when the sun shines 3. you get a tan! 4. the banana muffin tastes SO much better after a swim 5. it's good exercise, duh 6. you feel howww good about yourself after looking at the flabby men at buona vista 7. flaunt it, girlfriend! 8. you see flat manjan chicks and you can snicker at all of them hahah 9. you can eat more and not feel guilty 10. you have an excuse to buy a bikini 11. you can finally use that bikini that you bought agesss ago that's hiding in a corner of your cupboard 12. you can look like those damn bikini models! that's more than enough reasons to swim. 0 comments confessions. 8:01 AM   great. this is becoming like colinandkero.blogspot.com 'a few dayzz ago i went clarbing wif my darling... my darling sae i veri prety... i love my darlin. darlin i luff u! i noe u got a bit drunk but nebermind okaeeez...i will take care of you 4eva and eva and eva...its been so long since we went out together! after that darling decided to stay over at my house...darlin youre right...we need a bigger bed...hahah.' *shudder* note: no i am not really lesbian (just with you vasud!) and she's the idiot who took advantage of a peacefully sleeping anuja to write such lies on my white boards. gahh. 0 comments Tuesday, May 23, 2006 i wuv you too daddy. 9:27 PM so now my dad is hurt and insulted that i never even used the foul smelling brown liquid that he brought back from china, that he got especially for female alopecia it seems. me: appa, my hair is falling so badly! dad: (angry) it's not my fault. stomps off. dad: i got you something for your hair. plonks dubious looking bottle with dubious manjan words on table. me: what is it? dad: all the way from china okay. me: (gulps) does it smell funny? dad: only if you smell it. hurhur. righttt. 0 comments it's time to traumatise some guys. 2:18 PM i've crossed over. if you had the hots for me i'm so sorry. [nooj] please call me angelina pinky anuja varaprasad. says: oh thank you from the bottom of my heart i pray we will never part [nooj] please call me angelina pinky anuja varaprasad. says: please do not dc then ill just feel empty vá$üDhä says: oh honey i wish i could promise but to do so would mean something's amiss [nooj] please call me angelina pinky anuja varaprasad. says: ive been wanting to watch this for the longest time im only asking for this much - is that a crime? [nooj] please call me angelina pinky anuja varaprasad. says: something's amiss? would you deprive me of this bliss? vá$üDhä says: A passion du jour with my jilebis is all you want bring me the vasudhaless jilebis you taunt all this just for a desperate housewife is it really that worth the strife? [nooj] please call me angelina pinky anuja varaprasad. says: yes it is my little banjo i do not always lust after that mango vá$üDhä says: you lie my humoungous ukaleli and then you will leave me to weep "oh lady!" [nooj] please call me angelina pinky anuja varaprasad. says: you will always be my kothavarangai and thats not just because of your mangai [nooj] please call me angelina pinky anuja varaprasad. says: how many times must i repeat myself until i go deaf? vá$üDhä says: It is not that i think you lie but really, you'll just say good bye [nooj] please call me angelina pinky anuja varaprasad. says: you jiggle me like no other you'll always be my one and only lover vá$üDhä says: but you'll take my jilebis to make vadu mangai and serve k*****k whilst saying [nooj] please call me angelina pinky anuja varaprasad. says: thats only on the side i hope you dont mind blame it on the brahmin its a facade if i do it with men vá$üDhä says: as long as there is no s** r** to be a side dish i have no qualms He can be an IT engineer with a very upkoming carreer after all the more the merrier! [nooj] please call me angelina pinky anuja varaprasad. says: would you welocme a threesome? i think itd be just awesome [nooj] please call me angelina pinky anuja varaprasad. says: we;ll teach k** things hed never dream of love sex and the rest of the fluff vá$üDhä says: the kama sutra delights he'll enjoy with no desker road hunny to buy we'll give him a night never to forget the price of one, two he will get! vá$üDhä says: oh no! my suggestion you have ignored because with me you have grown bored run away with him, you have, like flies and fool, i believed your honeyed lies [nooj] please call me angelina pinky anuja varaprasad. says: with you there is no boredom only such indescibable freedom i tell you no lies i swear in my humble heart you have made a tear vá$üDhä says: oh you have turned my head once again i'll just consider k*****k a bane no questions asked w're back on track just dont' expect your money back 0 comments Saturday, May 20, 2006 ilovethis. 5:12 PM Dance just gets more exciting the more you know about it, which is why you have to do it well at school so you can spend the rest of your life supporting your habit. Just don't plan to marry anyone who dislikes dancing; it'll probably win in the end! Kay Teague 0 comments table tennis! 12:01 AM as an opening ceremony dad and i were hitting around 2 days ago. i won the first game; a close 21/20. 2nd one i lost HORRIBLY hahaha i dunno i wa slaughing so hard over nothing and i screwed up many shots and the end result was 21/6. hahhaa. and then played with mum today. she's extremely competitive, even if it's a small table tennins game. but well. i was in a lousy mood, needed to let off some steam. won both games, 21/15 ans 21/18. looks like i play well under conditions of anger and irritation. =) who wants to play table tennis?! come over! 0 comments Thursday, May 18, 2006 the tragic tale of nooj the klutz 8:16 AM *facepalm* thank GOD it didn't break. but ah, what a waste of good vampy red nail polish. sigh. now it looks like i tried to slash my wrist, pull out my thumbnail, and that i had a HUGE shaving accident on my left leg. and my room looks like a crime scene. i can't possibly go out in public looking like i tried to kill myself or that someone tried to kill me, so i thought of using an alcohol solvent (ie some random bottle of perfume) to remove the nail polish (i'm so smart HUH). and what did i do? i knocked over that bottle as well. *facepalm* moral of the story: nooj can't multitask. it's not possible to watch the video of the padam, do dance notes, paint your nails AND msn at the same time. gah. 0 comments fine arts = my house = the zoo 12:15 AM fine arts is also a childcare centre. it's got lotsa little kids running around now. so many are going for 1st, 2nd and 3rd grade exams and they are TINY. poor things, ruining their tender legs at such a young age. =( plus, there's mayura and hamsa, the gulab jamun and princess rakshasi respectively who run around once a week looking cute and making noise. and there's the flute teacher's kid, aishwarya. ooh she is GORGEOUS. those innocent eyes just blink at you and you melt. she freely walks in and out of every class doing whatever she wants to, and gets excused anyway. girish put some blue eyeshadow for her once hahaha. she comes into boss' class, asks me what i'm drinking. then she finishes my mountain dew and makes a face at my green tea (green tea! woooo!) and runs out. haaah. fine arts is also a zoo. an insect zoo. or a reptile zoo. maybe fine arts should move to the zoo. i HATE the damn toilets. other than the 'there's no toilet paper, the floor's wet, there's no soap and the flushes don't work' complaints, do you know abt the damn LIZARDS. eeeks. there are SO MANY of them EVERYWHERE. damn you lizards. i get a shock everytime i walk into the toilet to change. i shall not even start on the roaches. eeurgh. and a few days ago, as i dusted out my sari before folding it, i saw a centipede. an effing CENTIPEDE. wtf. i freaked out! i pray that it wasn't sleeping in my sari when i was wearing it! yuck. eeeks. i wish i knew that harry potter spell - i'd have turned into a cartoon centipede with big dinner plate like eyes and made it sing i'm a thousand legged worm as i give a little squirm have you seen a little leg of miiine. *shudder* am ALMOST done with the varnam! he says he'll finish it on saturday. grrr. one more rasa to go! and one mega swaram and then it's practice practice practice. hmmm. the last one is sringara, he said got kissing scene all. haha can't wait *wink* 0 comments Saturday, May 13, 2006 falling angels. 12:28 AM it's a time for grown up boys to make a mess of pretty things to lose yourself and find a peace in your good-bye I lost my faith in you to distant dreams of true nothing here redemes me no angels to release me unchain my falling angels unchain my falling angels to chain me the shadows burry me in rusty memories hopes for inside my angels call good-byes you lost that photo-album smile to memories fadded, faded, fading... shall we fade child? yes, i'm quite irritating. don't worry, i'll do fine without you. 0 comments Friday, May 12, 2006 what we need, seriously 9:32 AM Singapore should free its media and create an independent election authority, a Bangkok-based watchdog recommended yesterday in a review of last Saturday's General Election. The Elections Department, which handled preparations for the ballot, is under the office of the Prime Minister. "A structurally-independent election authority should be established to conduct all electoral work and processes; such a crucial institution must not only be neutral, but be seen to be so by all voters," the Asian Network for Free Elections (Anfrel) said. Noting that the media are the primary means for many voters to obtain information about the election, Anfrel said "the media licensing regime should be liberalised, to allow the media to reflect the diversity of views". "The system of Group Representation Constituency should be reformed; there are better ways of achieving the important objective of ensuring representation of minority groups than winner-take-all block voting," it added. It said changes to electoral boundaries "need to be made considerably earlier" and the campaign period extended from nine days to give voters time to learn about their candidates. - TODAY 12th May, Friday So on top of election strategies that are advantageous to the PAP, there's is also wonderfully biased media coverage. that's just great for the opposition, no? the whole GRC system is just unfair. but well, weappreciate the fact that there was a lot more opposition involvement in this year's GE which singapore really really needs. so yay! AND kenny got quoted in the papers! saying the WP has done really well this time round. kudos to credible opposition. and congrats to the PAP for the win, please try not to screw over too many opposition members okay? thanks. 0 comments naach 1:12 AM Dancing should look easy; like an optical illusion. It should seem effortless. When you do a difficult variation, the audience is aware that it is demanding and that you have the power and strength to do it. But in the end, when you take your bow, you should look as if you were saying, ‘Oh, it was nothing. I could do it again.’ - Bruce Marksi hope i can achieve this.i'm working hard. i'm trying my best. pray for me. 2 comments Sunday, May 07, 2006 days of fun laughter peace and joy! 2:14 AM i realise i have soo many pics that are just collecting dust and are just there for my personal viewing pleasure. and being the generous person i am, shouldn't i show off my gorgeous friends to everybody? hahaha.  here's post exam clubbing. oh we went mad, lish ash and i. and we are SO drama it is amazing. i don't think we have any normal pictures hahhaha. that's cos lishi got hold of the camera and started taking pics of herself. =) and more. which no one shall ever ever see. hahaha.ash i is missing you too! take care of your chickens in brunei and try not to cook them okay. hahaha. lish should just haul ass to arts, god knows what she's doing in science. muah i love you two! aren't they so chio?  viknesss! met up with her (finally!) after dunno howw long. =) me her and parv, the 3 of us, as usual bumming arnd together. just like old times. she's still a jak la. her phrase for the day (in reference to chalking the pool cue) was: eh parvin pass me the blue thing, i need to shave the stick.rightttt. viknes will be viknes. she claims the movie V for Vendetta made a mockery out of her name. i mean, doesn't everybody know that is should be V for Vikneswari? whatever.  RJC's dance nite! it was a first time actually watching the thing. hahaha. past 2 years have been a flurry of tech runs, makeuping, running arnd backstage, getting stressed abt costumes etc etc. it was quite fun watching the production, very well done i must say. ahh but at the same time i am so jealous! that we weren't dancing (when we could have grrr). it was great fun meeting uo with the mad jiv and chio bu amrita (she's so chio i am jealousss). we had such a good time talking cock and bitching abt how indian dance is so much harder than contemp/jazz/ballet etc. hahaa.k let me tell you about amrita. oh she is the sweetest! the prettiest! but she's got strange fantasies. a picture speaks a thousand words. behold:  haaaaaahahaa. the poor statues along the river were not spared. she insisted on giving them her special touch, her generous grope and the standard lap dance. hahaaa sounds gross. well, WE had to take the pictures. -shudder- she's got weird tendencies man. hahhaa. i realise i have limited normal pictures and minimal normal friends. gah. hahaa it's okay they make my life entertaining. wheee. 0 comments Friday, May 05, 2006 i look like trisha 6:59 PM i've taken to wearing my mum's sari blouses with my dance saris for dance class. they're really cute, with cute little embroidery and mirror work and what not. mum didn't want them so she gave them to me. realisation: you know something's wrong when you can fit into your mother's sari blouses. incidentally, my mum's clothes are more scandolous than mine. *gasp* you'd think that the kid's blouses are usually more low cut and low backed than her mother's. but my family is warped. my mum's blouses show more cleavage and back and arm and are smaller in general. but they are so pretty, and since the sari covers all necessary areas i figured nvm lar, just wear. i've been wearing her blouses for the past week, and a few days back, boss decides to tell me (with a smile) that with those kutti sari blouses i look like trisha. *facepalm* 0 comments Wednesday, May 03, 2006 55 fiction! 6:25 PM The station is crowded, filled with the 5pm crowd. She exits the station, looking around wearily, wanting escape from the throng of sweaty bodies, and heads towards an empty space. Then panic; she’s lost him in the crowd. She stops, turns, scans the crowd. 30 seconds. A voice from behind says ‘Looking for someone?’ Relief. 0 comments Tuesday, May 02, 2006 nooj can cook! 2:40 PM asked parv, cos he lives so close by, but the fella has duty. he always has duty. holiday also got duty. gah. i promised to leave a plate of food outside, just for him. =) if ginger gets to it first, too bad. hahhaa. anyway got poo to help me! yay! i love impromptu ideas. esp at 2 am in the morning. okay the reason for this sudden urge to fiddle around in the kitchen was brought about by my discovery of a bottle of chicken rice chilli in my house fridge! DROOL. i absolutely adore chicken rice chilli. just cos i cannot eat the real dish does NOT mean i deprive myself of the yummy chilli that comes along with it. yippeee. so i decided i must make spicy garlic fried rice (which is just rice, fried with a lot of garlic and chilli) so that i could eat the chilli. happinesss. do you know cold storage does not sell nasi goreng paste? the bastards. had to make to with sambal. and sambal isn't that nice. pfft. wo bu xi huan le. on impulse decided to get baby kailan and atempt to stir fry it. although i have no idea how to cook baby kailan. give me dhondakkai or vendakkai i'll fry it up for you. but baby kailan? well. poo's and noo's cooking philosophy: just whack. hahhaa. it works! we produced delicious fried rice and stirfried baby kailan and something that resembled egg. note to self: never leave poo all by herself by the stove. i am so proud of us. even if i cut vegetables all out of shape, and overcooked the kailan and added too much soya sauce and forgot to throw in the tau gay cos we were giggling so hard and mangled the egg...it was a satisfying meal. really! wheeee. we both over ate and were feeling immensely happy. =) sucks to motherji who decided to let me handle lunch because she wasn't going to be home. and sucks to huren who offered his medical services in nuh if i came crawling in with a bellyache. hah. i rock. the two of you don't get to taste noojie's wonderful cooking. 0 comments Monday, May 01, 2006 =(= 12:16 AM happy! 1. wonderful dance workshop with THE padma subramaniam. she's got this presence. and at her age, her dancing is wooohoo. 2. take the lead! rocking. i shall have to buy the soundtrack now. =) 3. gelare! ice cream! treat! nuff said. !#*?%$!?! 1. my dad thinks i am stupid. he says my econs cannot make it. i studied like fuck can. go away. 2. my mum thinks my dance cannot make it. i'm trying okay? maybe you shd do my arangetram instead. go away. 3. my mum thinks i'll be a horrible theatre stud major/minor cos i have no acting ability. go away. goawayallofyougoaway. if my own parents think i CMI, then... *facepalm* 1 comments |