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Monday, April 30, 2007

tis the last one!

10:59 AM
so. this paper has been giving me nightmares and weirdass dreams. since when were halima and shiwei good friends and were happy raiding my kitchen fridge together while i pranced around in the background yelling ihaveanexamtomorrowgohome.

when i woke up this morning, weird graphs were swimming around in my head. every noise i heard, every alarm WAIL, every phone alarm insistent beeping was a shift of a curve in some model determining some equilibrium. and i snoozed 2 alarms three times, can you imagine how many rings there must have been? every phone call was disequilibrium to my system and when i actually awoke i had the portfolio balance model stuck in my head with all the lines in disarray. wtf.

and i tell the sister, this exam is going to rape me.
and she tells me, do some kung fu to its groin. then uppercut to its jaw. raaah!!

thanks, that WILL come in very useful puja dear. now leave my shoes alone hahaha.



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Saturday, April 28, 2007

(:

8:14 AM
even though i'm having mofo cramps (three days dammit, it's about time you were gone!) and my body is suddenly rejecting my pain pills (how could you? ugh) and my international economics does not look hopeful, and now i have a right eye that looks like someone punched it, and my lower back throbs (jabmenowjustmakeitgoawayyy) and my biosem paper looks like rubbbish, like a primary school kid wrote it (think: jellyfish are cute, jellyfish swim, they are pink and sparkly)

i couldn't ask for more, really. (:

even if:

i'm late. and i'm feeling nauseous and bloaty. -makes an attempt to look sad, pathetic and whiny-

yea. it's just an obvious sign of overeating.

in other news, i'm craving for my cough mixture. it tastes yummy and a few swigs from the bottle make me really happy. (:



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Wednesday, April 25, 2007

(:

7:37 AM
i like going for exams with keelong and ashley because we never discuss the paper once it's over. and then we go eat (where he eats three meals at once) and we ambitiously toast with hot tea for an A plusstar for our macro paper. wooo.



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Tuesday, April 24, 2007

2 kinds of hall people

7:52 AM
there are just 2 kinds of hall people:

those who leave their toiletries in the toilet, and those who don't.

(:



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Sunday, April 22, 2007

psycho.

11:30 PM
'according to his mother's victorian values, sex and respectability were mutually exclusive'

'no what, if you're good at it, people are bound to respect you. makes sense to me.'



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Saturday, April 21, 2007

competition

10:09 AM
i hate competitive people. i've seen too much of them in secondary school and jc. competition is good to some extent, i guess. it motivates you, pushes you.

but competition is fine as long as you work towards getting better, but it's not fine when you wish others to do worse than you. that just makes you evil.



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Friday, April 20, 2007

books of the summer

9:34 AM
i want to read books. real books. not economics textbooks, not readings, not books on the jellyfish, not erotica but BOOKS.

therefore, over the holidays, i have decided to spend my time productively by reading the following:

1. the undercover economist
2. sophie's world
3. the end of poverty
4. the human story
5. the little prince

sexciting. if i'm enthusiastic enough, i won't do my post exam sleep marathon or post exam youtube marathon but read instead. i love being a geek hahah.



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Thursday, April 19, 2007

lost

9:39 AM
i have lost my tapeworm*.

*by tapeworm i collectively mean intelligence, mental discipline, physical fitness, sanity, myself, and the bug that used to eat all the food in my tummy but not anymore.



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hello this is your exam here

12:15 AM
so our dear friend (we shall not mention names here) has been gallavanting quite a bit. first there was free movies, then free dinners, then free and expensive musicals - all at the expense of the opposite sex. and today, she has the cheek to ask me if she should go to fong seng. i say, of course, no. she goes anyway, the brat. she leaves 8 ish, and the next thing you know, she's back at 12.

suddenly, the seed of doubt got planted in my mind. did the girl realise she had exams coming? it got me worried.

sms, from me to her: hey, this is your exam here. we're seeing each other this saturday, isn't it? can't wait! happy eating!

she calls me back, frantic: hello, exam? i'm coming back now. really really. i'm on the way already.

me: oh it's okay, take your time. i'll be seeing you saturday anyway don't rush back.

she: i'm almost there. tell anuja and jinling that i bought their tea.

by then, i was in hysterics.

oh i love my floormates.



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Tuesday, April 17, 2007

match.

2:00 AM
today i saw a girl wearing yellow capris and a pink t-shirt. yes ashley, as much as i think orange and pink are a good combination, yellow and pink is NOT. to make things worse, she was latched on to the arm of her boyfriend who was (coincidentally, i'm sure) dressed in a pink-yellow-white striped t-shirt.

they just took matching to another level. i couldn't stop staring.

i was in the science library, does that explain anything?

a bad colour combination is bad enough, but when you see 2 of them, side by side, looking very happy that their accomplishment of being matching - it's painful, really.

i think i shall choose to believe that they were twins and their parents always dressed them in matching outfits and they for some reason can't drop that habit. the bad colour combi i just can't explain. ugh.



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Friday, April 13, 2007

i hate you dilys heng!

8:16 PM
dilys is a bitch that stays on my floor. if you don't know who i'm referring to, we also call her the bean stalk (or beansprout in our local context) and chopsticks and stick insect.

she tends to walk around in non existent shorts, flaunting her skinny stick like legs to the world. it's disgusting, really. and what's worse, lately she's been complaining that she has put on weight. i'm sorry but where? i'm stilll looking.

as aforementioned, i hate her. the following explains why:

when anuja is eating chocolate chip cookies:
anuja stop eating you're putting on weight!

when anuja asks is she can eat the extra pizza slice:
go ahead who wants vegetarian pizza anyway. we'll be begging you to eat it.

when anuja proclaims proudly that as an indian she is able to eat 3 slices instead of the manjan limit of 2:
ya la, look at you getting so fat.

when anuja retorts with a 'give me back my clothes, bitch!'
take them back! not like you can fit into them anyway.

when anuja tries to redeem her hurt pride by proclaiming that dilys is flat all over:
-dilys the beansprout attempts to pinch anuja's third spare tyre-

i hate you dilys chopstick heng! but i still need your printer. hahah.

happy birthday darling.



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Thursday, April 12, 2007

history

11:29 PM
what every economics student do is to do a course on economic history. what every university should teach is a course on economic history.

i mean, it just sounds stupid if you go around saying 'keynes is stupid' or 'what the hell were the classicals thinking?' or 'down with moneytarists!'. don't you realise that every theory has a story?

and in that story, it would have made sense. you'll realise why they once thought the way they did, and why the current perspective is right and how it could be proven wrong in the future.

it would give us a more wholesome understanding of the subject. it's more comprehensive than throwing theories at us.



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Wednesday, April 11, 2007

my revolt against econometrics.

5:17 PM



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Tuesday, April 10, 2007

today

5:30 PM
today i

1. wore a bigass hat that proudly said USP on it and walked back with nihara to hall, through arts, through business, who coincidentally was wearing the same hat. oh, we were dressed in identical colours too.

2. jumped up and down and did starjumps trying hail a cab.

3. learnt that random acts of creativity aren't widely acepted by NUS students.

4. if i want higher grades, i need to kill my sister.

5. gave the 'most sexy' award to irene ooi woo and the 'most patriotic' award to hozefa singaporewallah.

6. attempted to write my next 4 days study plan on my left hand.

7. got laughed at for reading the newspaper with the bigass hat on and eating a banana at the same time. i don't know what's so funny about it. aren't people allowed to eat bananas?

8. have decided that my semiotic freedom has been violated by exams. EMPATHY! damn you biosem presentation. ='(



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Monday, April 09, 2007

i am a cheap indian

6:51 PM
today i realised that i really am the epitome of stingyness.

my skirt, $6 from an NUS bazaar. slippers, $5 also from NUS bazaar. top: $10 from random shop in ginza. even my underwear was cheapass pair of knickers from ginza hahah. and overall my outfit was like, what, $23?

this is amazing.



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Friday, April 06, 2007

my excuse

10:10 PM
i have found it. now don't any of you dare steal my excuse. it is not my fault! it's this thing called narcolepsy where i fall asleep involuntarily without knowing it - on my bed on my books in the reading room in the library in lecture everywhere!

see what wikipedia has to say about it

The main characteristic of narcolepsy is overwhelming excessive daytime sleepiness (EDS), even after adequate night time sleep. A person with narcolepsy is likely to become drowsy or to fall asleep, often at inappropriate times and places. YES! Daytime naps may occur with or without warning and may be irresistible. YESYES These naps can occur several times a day. They are typically refreshing, but only for a few hours. Drowsiness may persist for prolonged periods of time. totally. In addition, night-time sleep may be fragmented with frequent awakenings.

Sleep paralysis is the temporary inability to talk or move when waking up. It may last a few seconds to minutes. This is often frightening but is not dangerous.
i am dangerous.

In most cases, the first symptom of narcolepsy to appear is excessive and overwhelming daytime sleepiness. must i say it again? The other symptoms may begin alone or in combination months or years after the onset of the daytime naps.

Although these are the common symptoms of narcolepsy, many (although less than 40% of people with narcolepsy)also suffer from insomnia for extended periods of time. This can be from (A)an excess of sleep or (B)common use of self-medications such as energy drinks.

traalalala. okay i'm going to take my 726632512th nap of the day.



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Wednesday, April 04, 2007

the love of my life.

2:59 AM
coffee, coffee, how I love thee
thou art so much better than tea
without you, how would i function?
my heartfelt thanks to you i must mention.

you wake me up every morning
regardless of my incoherent groaning
once i get that one whiff of you
i'm so ready to prance off to school.

3-in-1, milk and a dash of love
you're always there in my shelf above
i think about you and i can't help but smile
it's because of you that i'm actually mobile!

when i drink tea i feel very guilty
it's as if i'm betraying thee!
that jasmine smell i cannot resist
but at the end of the day it's you i miss

the waffle stall coffee is a vile substance
i definitely prefer the one at science
or at engine for that matter
the one at business is no better

my university life you have enriched
by you, i am bewitched
i shall drink you forever and ever
(what a poem, aren't i clever?)

after sleeping around today i have realised the importance of coffee to my bloodstream.
nescafe-ku oru O podu! hahah.



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Tuesday, April 03, 2007

forgive me for i have sinned

6:16 PM
i have been sleeping around. sigh. i know, this is not acceptable behaviour but it is nevertheless unfortunately true.

today i fell asleep in grace's room, on her ultra comfortable bed (after promises not to drool, of course) and then i plonked on lishi's bed for a snooze when she was out. james scolded me ='(

and last week i dozed off on jinling's bed while studying and over the weekend it was desiree's turn to accomadate my bigass.

when dilys was still 'single' i gave her massive Pencil the Porn Star Penguin some company but not anymore she always has boys in her room. smelly boys. bad beanstalk.

i should learn to be monogamous and give my own bed some of my love, no?



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