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Saturday, March 31, 2007 how i possibly would meet my end 11:41 AM 1. i could get knocked down by an ISB when i am walking passively around campus. 2. i could choke on exhaust fumes emitted powerfully from the ISB when i am walking passively around campus. 3. i could get wedged in between the doors of the ISB when i attempt to get on the bus and the impatient bus driver decides to close the door on me, through which he manages to slice my body into half and bits of me will be preserved forever on the entrance of the bus. 4. my brain could burn out from an overload of information my int'l econs lecturer gives us when he insists on ending lecture well past the designated 1 hr 45 minutes of lecture time as he attempts to cram into our tiny little heads information that absolutely baffles us. worse, it's an 8 to 10 class. we're really wide awake and not sleeping. nah-uh. not at all. 5. my blood is slowly being replaced by coke and coffee. i don't think my cells will function in caffeine. they're going to shrivel up and die. 6. how could i forget KR dinners and breakfasts that are slowly eating up my internal organs and disintegrating them? 7. since exams are coming i may go mad very slowly and when i finally emerge from my room i would be devoid of my human self and would have morphed into a dirty stinky smelly hairy animal. 8. otherwise, if i study downstairs, i am convinced that i would consume such vast amounts of wedges that i myself may just turn into a giant potato wedge. would life be fun as a potato wedge? 9. if i don't turn into a potato wedge, i'll morph into a huge ball of fat and my block would use me for captain's ball. 10. lastly i could be driven crazy by my biosemiotics IVLE posting. grrr. 0 comments |