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Wednesday, December 12, 2007

this is what i feel like

10:54 AM



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Tuesday, December 11, 2007

whine.

11:26 AM
hey i'm allowed to whine.

i'm sick, down with a virus (i don't know how the heck that happened) and i have final exams in 2 days, my head fucking hurts along with the rest of my body, i have an essay due wednesday, i miss home (mommy where are you when i need you! hahah) and i can't take any medicine. for the first time i'm pissed at my gazillion allergies.

i skipped a review session for a class that i am possibly going to fail to come home and sleep. so now i really am going to fail it. wargh.

all i wanna do is watch tv and sleep.

and my phone is running out of credit. i have no energy to go to a store and refill it right now. fuck.



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Thursday, December 06, 2007

graduate from the school of wiki, www.

7:23 AM
you know you have a bad TA when you ask her a question she tells you to go read wikipedia. i now know what references she'll be using for her phd thesis.



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3:18 AM
so twice a week i have an hour break between classes. and the weather's usually good (good meaning the sun shines and i only need 2 layers, shoes and socks) and the campus is so pretty! and sitting inside a concrete building is just depressing because it is cold and i am surrounded by grouchy people who huff a lot and the vending machines always looks appealing (resist anuja, resist!) and sometimes if i am unlucky i end up sitting next to a weirdo who has a conversation with her computer (i swear she yelled i didn't do anything what do you want from me and went to sleep, she was SO dubious).

so i choose to sit outside, and bask in the sun on autumn leaves covered benches and what do i find last week? this couple making out. ARGH. that's my space go away icky people! who makes out on campus? and at 11 o'clock in the morning? is it normal for people to get horny so early in the morning? why aren't they sleepy and grouchy like me!

so today i get there early and i find my bench not taken and i did a little skip for joy. but my happiness was shortlived. in a while the couple in question made their grand appearance and for the past 20 minutes have been very happy people. they've been joined at the hip, at the lip and are making happy noises.

argh the giggling i can't take it make it stop make them stop!

i shall go make my own happy noises and get myself something extremely unhealthy but oh so delicious to eat.



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Tuesday, December 04, 2007

qualities of a dancer

11:19 PM
so i was hoping that google would suddenly throw out an essay topic for my 8 page paper which is due very very soon but is unstarted due to various reasons and this is what i found. apparently the natya shastra says this:

According to Abhinayadarpanam, one of the two most authoritative texts on Bharata natyam, a patra must be

  • young,
  • slender,
  • beautiful,
  • large-eyed,
  • with well-rounded breasts,
  • self-confident,
  • witty,
  • pleasing,
  • capable of keeping time (following the rhythm)
  • splendidly dressed
  • of a happy disposition.
The ten disqualifying criteria according to Abhinayadarpanam:
  1. white specks in the apple of the eye
  2. scanty hair
  3. thick lips
  4. pendant breasts
  5. being either very fat or
  6. very thin,
  7. being either very tall or
  8. very short
  9. being hunch-backed
  10. being either voiceless.
hahaahahahahahhaa. isn't that just great? notice they don't have any requirements for men.

this is what i'd like to see for male dancers:

1. sparse chest hair. no forest like body is allowed.
2. no beer belly
3. a 6 pack.
4. a full head of hair, but not too much either. otherwise you might be mistaken for a women.
5. cannot socialise with other men
6. no man boobs
7. some amount of biceps would be good
8. cannot look like a frog

AH the gender bias of this great text!




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