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theyoungersister previous posts far from geek i told myself not to blog about dr*v**g did you know midsem sexymen do you realise how to feel better he loves me, he loves me not. happy valentines. twilight past December 2005 January 2006 February 2006 March 2006 April 2006 May 2006 June 2006 July 2006 August 2006 September 2006 October 2006 November 2006 December 2006 January 2007 February 2007 March 2007 April 2007 May 2007 June 2007 July 2007 August 2007 September 2007 October 2007 November 2007 December 2007 January 2008 February 2008 March 2008 April 2008 June 2008 July 2008 August 2008 September 2008 October 2008 November 2008 December 2008 January 2009 February 2009 March 2009 April 2009 May 2009 links ashley! jingaling nini theOlderSister yunwen (: PostSecret
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Thursday, November 23, 2006 my middle name is random 9:16 PM The Pin Cushion Queen  Life isn't easyfor the Pin Cushion Queen. When she sits alone on her throne Pins push through her spleen. - Tim Burton, from the Melancholy Death of Oyster Boy 0 comments Wednesday, November 22, 2006 fatandfugly 11:34 AM  no exercise makes me feel all flobby (think flabby and wobbly put together). swimming once a week isn't enough! gah.plus, i keep getting stuck at econs questions and it takes me a hideously long time to figure them out but by then i have this mental block and i get cranky and whiny and irritating and i'm sorry if i've pissed anyone off or gotten short tempered. i'm glad i have a habit of laughing things off. hahah. so yes, the above picture plus text explains why my nutella bottle is half empty (or half full, whatever) and why my teaspoon is always coated with a layer of chocolate, or why when i sweep my floor there are crumbs all over, and why i spend money on supper, or why i abandoned my principles and ate lishi's pirated koko krunch, or ... thank god the 3rd floor loungers bought nuggets instead of wedges or nasi goreng yesterday so i didn't touch any! i didn't! REALLY =) 0 comments Sunday, November 19, 2006 [use your imagination] 6:13 PM 3 modules to study for. 2 essays in need of editing. 1 project to compile. ploughing through micro II and IO lecture notes slowly. realised that one lecturer has a serious case of verbal diarrhea, and the other suffers from a lethal case of constipation. i should become a lecture notes editor i swear. 0 comments happy birthday nini! 10:36 AM  aww my sweet innocent virginal nini. happy birthday! the pair of chopsticks is growing up (and skinnier!) have a great day (mugging. hope the business library provides you with the party environment that you've always desired muahaha). i would suggest we go clubbing but you know that's not such a good idea after all given that we have exams around the corner. after exams? that is also a bad idea given that i end on the 7th! the fucking 7th! can you believe that? so late! my floor isn't going to wait for me to finish before they begin guzzling the booze. they kindly tell me that they will leave me leftovers, if any. hmph.oh wait, this is supposed to be YOUR birthday post. hahha. anyway, so about nini. she let's me grope her in the arts canteen, in the business canteen, in hall, in the lobby, in my room, on stage, in her room - more or less everywhere. hahah. it would be more fun if there was more to grope (chopsticks are meatless) but it is okay i shall not complain at least i have the joy of groping her in public and hearing her squeal. =) that picture above is probably the ONLY decent picture we have together. hahaha. says a lot about our *ahem* friendship. (don't worry gopal, i think about you once in a while. muahaha) i love our random jara jara (am i using the word correctly) talk cock sessions, they're hilarious la. and these cartoons wonderfully summarise what transpires: (wait. who's gopal?)   OHohoh. and nini teaches me vulgar sinhalese words. like jara jara paiya. which, according to her, sounds extra vulgar coming from me. =) more please! and then i can yell at random sri lankan boys and traumatise them. nini is beautiful! she is smart! she's religious because she's probably at church right now with absolutely no sleep. and nini is hates alcohol. no way man, she won't touch the stuff. =) here's to more funmadcrazyloony times ahead. lous youu.  i'm sure we both agree on the simple truth of the above picture. 0 comments Wednesday, November 15, 2006 hi everyone! 3:06 AM *chirps excitedly at 3 am in the morning* this is the time i sleep almost everyday. and tomorrow i can't wait to wake up at 7! so i can do my readings (which i hope make sense when i'm high on 3 shots of instant coffee) and then write a term paper by this friday. yippee. then my day is followed by a tutorial, and then a project meeting where we hope to finish off our project and edit the video and touch up our presentation slides. THEN have a 3 hour seminar. economics. where every single detail must be absorbed so that i won't have to restudy it later because i have no time! yay! at least i don't have a quiz tmr as i normally do. did i mention that my exams start on the 25th? i have 4 papers. oh yes, i also have a deadline for a essay assignment on the same day! wahooo. and another on the 24th. and a project submission on the 22nd. oh praise the lord. my life is a breeze blowing through east coast park. and i blog, because it is such a stress relief. =) goodnight everyone! 0 comments Monday, November 13, 2006 penguin madness 12:23 PM a revolution is beginning. the world is going crazy over penguins. =)  first we had the mad madagascar penguins.go watch the christmas caper. the fellas are too cute la.  they first got famous with their you didn't see anything. hahaha. wheee. cute and cuddly cute and cuddly!  NOW THERE'S HAPPY FEET.  look at him isn't he adorable? if i were a penguin i'd wanna shag him. hahaha. he's got to be the cutest animated character ever! EVER. i cannot get over this piece of cuteness! mommy i want one of theese!! and i sympathise with him - in the story he is supposedly born into a family of singing penguins and he's pretty much useless at singing but is a wonderful tap dancer. hahaha.  and this is just random, completely out of point but i thought this was hilarious. courtesy of edward monkton who's got all these random cartoons. i love them. but it IS cute in it's own strange way right? hahah. 0 comments Saturday, November 11, 2006 . 4:44 PM by the Jayhawks They say you gave him up for dead Now there's a stranger in your head Yellow roses at your feet Disappear in a memory of a dream And like a flower in the Spring Left to the mercy of the seasons Soon the past will catch you up Stinging like a paper cut There's only so much in your veins to bleed Don't let the world get in your way Don't let the world get in your way Make your mistakes Go on your way Yellow roses at your feet disappear into a dream Fingers clench and smell of magazines Kneeling at the altar in a church Praying desperately That someone up there is listening Don't let the world get in your way Don't let the world get in your way Make your mistakes Go on your way cheer up. smile. live. =) 0 comments Friday, November 10, 2006 grrr. 7:11 PM i hate it when the sign says 'curry puff' and the one above says 'chicken puff' and so you buy the curry puff expecting potato but it turns out that there are some wandering lonely lost confused pieces of chicken hiding in between the potato and you don't realise it because you are watching out for the bus and suddenly you bite into something that doesn't taste quite like potato or feel like potato and you see this chunk of chicken staring right at you and i swear it was laughing at me saying hahaha surprise! got you there bitch call yourself vegetarian damn you 7-11 don't call it a curry puff next time. 0 comments Wednesday, November 08, 2006 *stands in a corner and pulls ears* 6:42 AM on a side note, i think i've been drinking too much instant stuff. my hair's been falling more than usual. too much 3 in 1 coffee, too much 3 in 1 milo...ugh. i'm not even my instant noodles person. but i'm balding! mommy! my hair will be all gone by the end of this sem, thinking about the amount of coffee will be drinking while pseudo mugging for exams. :s on a serious note, i think i shall hang my head in shame. *hangs head in shame* this is a disgrace! humiliation! embarrassment. how can i live now? *wails and flails arms around dramatically* i think i shall hole myself up in my little room and attempt to stare at my econs lecture notes *weeps* or wear a plastic bag over my head everytime i step out *cries* i'll get someone to dabao dinner for me so i don't have to leave my room and tiptoe to the toilet only when no one is around *sobs* ughh. it's even worse when last year's hall production vocal director stays right next to you, the choir chair is 2 doors away, the aca chair right across her, the choir section leader next to her and a choir member right across me. how like that? i shall hide my face everytime i walk by them now. *frantically searches for paper bag* it was bad enough that my paan spitting underwear flashing singing teacher quietly told my mum that i shouldn't be singing when i was 9. eng tart stop laughing at me (oh national day songs will never be the same again) i'm teling you the experience was HOW traumatising. next time make me dance. i'll do a little jig for you. are you getting back at me for the spanking? i thought you enjoyed it! hahaha. ugh. i couldn't sing the national anthem on key. i was unable to sing my school songs on key. even the KR song, which is catered to the worst singer ever, is a challenge to me. funny, and jinling says i sing phantom of the opera more on key than most other songs. don't you think so ashley? shall i give you my rendition once again? hahah. instinct tells me i won't get it. (pause)* i knew i should have just given albert that lap dance. damn it! chistina and joel, sorry i had to put you through that. hahah. ugh. and everyone, if you ever want to torture someone without inflicting physical harm, come to me. i will croak/bray/bark at whoever for a small nominal fee. pujieeee. i remember when i sang on stage in primary school, and after i was done you smacked me and said who asked you to sing like that? oh great now i am reliving embarrassing singing moments. GAH. okay bitch go do IO. *apologies, been reading Pinter and Beckett. silences and pauses in abundance. wheee. 0 comments Tuesday, November 07, 2006 facts of life 2:19 AM what a nice song! somewhat like baz lurmann's sunscreen. the lyrics are adorable. facts of life by lazyboy This is who we are, this is what we do, this is what it is - the bare facts of the life we live This is who we are, this is what we do. Did you know, that 1 out of 4 Americans has appeared on tv? Did you know, 61% of all hits on the internet are on sex-sites? Everyday 21 newborn babies will be given to the wrong parents The average person swallows 8 spiders in a year Cannabis is the most widely abused drug in the world The average person laughs 13 times a day Elvis was originally blond The average age of first intercourse is 15.3 years old The average erect penis is 5,2" long - and 4,2" circumcised Eskimoes use refrigerators to keep food from freezing 41% of all people take people with curly hair less seriously 20% of all females have had at least 1 homosexual experience Did you know, that there is no such thing as an anti-wrinkle-creme? 22% of the time, a pizza will arrive faster that an ambulance in Great Britain 96% of all women have at one time in their life faked an orgasm 3 people die every year, testing if a 9 volt battery works on their tongue The 'Guinness Book Of Records' holds the record for being the most stolen book in public libraries Butterflies taste with their feet 5% of the population is gay The worlds best known word is 'okay', the second most well-known word is 'Coca-Cola' The giraffe can clean its ears with its tongue Charles Chaplin once won 3rd prize in a 'Charles Chaplin look-a-like contest' In 1995 a Japanese trawler sank because a Russian cargo plane dropped a living cow from 30,000 feet Only one book has been printed in more copies than the Bible - the IKEA-catalogue 1 cigarette takes away five minutes of a person's life In 1950 we were 3 billion people on the earth - today we are 6 billion people (6 billion people, 6 billion) (time is ticking, ticking, yeah...) 'Donald Duck' was banned in Finland, because he doesn't wear pants 74% of all nudist-females are nudists, because their husbands are nudists More people die from a champagne cork popping, than from poison spiders 21% of all traffic accidents happen because the driver falls asleep Did you know that originally a danish guy invented the burglar alarm? - unfortunately it got stolen This is who we are, this is what we do, this is what it is Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah... This is who we are, this is what we do, this is what it is Yeah, yeah... This is who we are Bare facts of the life we live This is who we are, this is what we do This is who we are, this is what we do so help me God 0 comments Friday, November 03, 2006 some good dating advice. 12:54 AM “As a man you must never talk to a woman's breasts. They hate it. Being appreciated for her feminine charms is one thing, but talking to her breasts is down right rude and is not acceptable, so hold her gaze throughout.” this is what comes out of a game theory project. it's been a fun day. it's a blessing working with you guys for more than one sem. 0 comments |