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Friday, March 02, 2007

eggjams.

2:53 PM
eggjams are nastyhorribleslimythings because:

1. they make me go bald. my hair has been dropping in bales! if it's gets worse i'll do a britney ahaha.

2. they make me hungry. ALL THE TIME. studying at night makes me especially hungry. yesterday in the dining hall the volleyballers were having supper and no one whom i was studying with was a volleyballer. WHY. i contemplated faking my volleyball-ness for a while too. (in any case, it was the men's team so that was just a tiny problem). i tried to flirt with rodney (for the life of me, i can't remember his real name. help!) but in response to my attempted flirting all he said was you bitch and went off to eat pizza. that pizza smell. oh how i longed to taste that hot melted cheese in my mouth - but no! the elitist volleyballers were gorging all by themselves with absolutely no consideration for the rest of us mugging in the dining hall.

3. i lose my grasp of reality. i've been having the weirdest of dreams every time i nap or sleep. in my dreams i get the illusion that i've woken up and am walking around but after a while i realise that i'm still sleeping and i still refuse to wake up.

4. loss of muscle control and selective deafness. by this i mean a subconscious Alarm Clock Shutting Off syndrome which has now become common place. i don't even hear it anymore! i don't even realise it when i stretch out my hand and whack it on it's head to shut off that very annoying shrill riiiiiiiiiing that it yowls at me every morning.

5. i'm a drooling disgrace. nownow, i'm not going to elaborate. i'm also losing my discipline through my drool. hahah.

6. absolute loss of interest in personal appearance. unshaven legs, unkempt gorilla like eyebrows, chipped nailpolish, a Very Strange Person staring back at me in the mirror. i still am at a loss as to where the fats suddenly appeared from.

7. post exam comfort food eating habits. mmmm mac's breakfast! hotcakes! butter! maple syrup! ha(r)shbrowns! i even got convinced by jinling to eat a 2nd hashbrown. okay so it wasn't that hard. we bumped into more production people - i think the macs deprivation really did drive us crazy. woo. CRAZY! OW.

8. no dates! no dates make me sad. but yay i have a date today! and tomorrow! movie date, supper date, play date! wooo.

oklar so my life's not that sad.

note to self: lazy bitch you still have 2 midterms you should not be blogging.



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