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Monday, May 29, 2006

lunch with granny

1:07 PM
halima WAS supposed to arrive at 10 am, she was supposed to come and rescue me from the boredom of my house arrest but it is now 1 pm and she is yet to be here.

that's it, you white bitch, you don't get a Yay You're Back Happy Birthday blog collage. BOOHISS. goawayyou.

anyway, i am underhouse arrest because my akka (my maid) has decided to go out - with my mother's permisison, of course. i don't think she'd wanna be caught sneaking around and get chopped into a 17453 pieces and get fed to my dog - and i have to take care of granny.

the whole morning she's been asking where's everybody?

over lunch, she asked her usual questions. and then:

granny: after you feed me lunch, you can go home.
me: home? i live here.
granny: no, chitra, kannan and their 2 children puja and anuja live here.
me: so where do i live?
granny: -looks at me blankly-
me: so who's daughter am i?
granny: it doesn't matter. mine okay? you can be my daughter.

whaaaaaat. she's successfully disowned me from my own parents.

then 5 minutes later she reverted back to her where's puja doing law three years what so long when is she coming back oh very soon that's good what are you studying. that maid of yours ah, she's gone out without your mother knowing...




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