nobody dances around coconut trees, believe me.
theyoungersister

fair, wheatish complexion. docile, domesticated, dancer. childbearing hips. by logical conclusion will make good wife.


previous posts

soapalicious.
well, i am no angel.
brahmin boys, this is for you.
sista dahling.
caution: chiobus and cleavage.
please don't feed the boys.
the cutest baby in the world.
this is what happens when photowhores and a tiara ...
msn.
pickmepickme!


past

November 2005
December 2005
January 2006
February 2006
March 2006
April 2006
May 2006
June 2006
July 2006
August 2006
September 2006
October 2006
November 2006
December 2006
January 2007
February 2007
March 2007
April 2007
May 2007
June 2007
July 2007
August 2007
September 2007
October 2007
November 2007
December 2007
January 2008
February 2008
March 2008
April 2008
June 2008
July 2008
August 2008
September 2008
October 2008
November 2008
December 2008
January 2009
February 2009
March 2009
April 2009
May 2009


links

Ammani
ashley!
jingaling
nini
theOlderSister
yunwen (:
PostSecret


Shouts




Credits

Designer: Elies
Base code:OHsaygoodbye
Image: Kristi

Friday, March 31, 2006

you are beginning to annoy me.

1:04 PM
dear bala boss,

you are beginning to annoy me. i think you should appreciate the fact that i'm going to school and still coming for dance class and not giving silly excuses and not coming for class. and on top of that, i always make sure that i go through my steps so i don't come to class not remembering anything that you taught me the previous class. so, don't be mean to me. if you're mean, i have no mood to dance. which means you have no mood to choreograph. which means you come up with fugly steps. which irritates me. cos i hate fugly steps.

you could:

1. stop telling me that 'if i don't know the song, you won't be able to dance properly'. agreed. but don't you think that YOU shd memorise the songs so that you don't keep breaking the song in between and restarting from dunno where? that just confuses me. breaks the linearity in the learning process, and then i dunno what somes when. don't confuse noojie! and if you don't know the song, you stare at your notes and don't seem to be interested in whether i'm dancing properly or not. then i dance properly for what? for the plastic lameass decoration on your wall?

2. you scold me when i tell you i can't come for class one day cos of some school thing. can i suggest something? why dont you come for class ON TIME. i always end up waiting for you outside. and while waiting for you, i conscientiously do warm ups so that i can dance immediately. and you, turn up 20 to 30 mins late, go out for another 15 min to get a cup of coffee. and when i amuse myself reading a book or a magazine (time rules!) you scold me for not gg thru my dance things. there is only so much i can do okay.

3. then, you try and choreo on the spot. waste so much time! i just stand there, and watch you. and you expect me to absorb the step just like that, when it's so new. and when i take time to get the step and do it properly you get irritated. you know, if you pre choreoed we wouldn't have this problem. i have got tons of stuf to study can?

4. how can you expect me to have facial expression and total involvement when i JUST learnt some steps? here i am, trying to remember 1001 things, not just dance things and do them properly so appreciate my effort or i will keep giving you attitude. give me some time, and more practice by maximizing the time we have in class.

5. my life does not revolve arnd dance class. please remember that i have 1001 commitments outside of dance. and especially with exams arnd the corner, trust me, its the 60 pages of my econs text book that i gotta read today thaht bothers me more than what come after what in my kautuvam.

6. don't be such a hypocrite. you bitch about other teachers doing some nonsense on stage, and your choreo resembles theirs a fair a bit. just cos the singapore audience likes things fast so that they wont be bored it does NOT mean that you make the steps SO confusing until i take dunno how long to get them! and you get irritated when i dont get them. wah lau eh boss, your steps give me psychomoto problems. hard lar. if i ask you to change to get all -youthinkyoucanchoreobetter-. boohisss. and can you stop putting steps that make me run around the stage? i hate those! the audience may like fast crap but make sure the dancer can dance without dying from breathlessness during the first item!

7. i have to admit, your choreo is masculine. too masculine. women do NOT look nice with too many kicks here, there and everywhere. it's unglam. it's fugly. sometimes i do KNOW what i'm talking about.

so seriously, i know you have the honourable intention of making the overall presentation look good but dont over do it can? i'm losing my mind over this kautuvam.

you are a good teacher, i enjoy your classes but lately it's becoming a chore. 4 times a week? killer you know.

sigh.

and really boss, there isn't enough time. saying there is isnt going to change anything. face the facts.

love,
anuja



0 comments