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Sunday, March 26, 2006

brahmin boys, this is for you.

6:05 PM

vasud and i were having one of our usual random conversations and we were bitching about how no one wants to date us cos we were considered untradtional cos we talk a lot and how nobody wants girls who talk, they just want a doll that nods heads and cooks and cleans, and how the guys in the brahmin community completely CANNOT MAKE IT etc etc you get the gist of it yes? and then we somehow came up with random lines for a poem. hahaha. the verison below is censored, certain lines in the previous version 1.0 are too explicit for publishing.

There is only thing that you want in life
And that is to get a sweet and homely wife
You have to make your choice very wisely
And that’s why you have to pick yours truly

Listen to what I have to say
If you get an ugly wife you’ll have to pay
First of all I am so beyootipul
No one can resist such a popular damsel

I could be acting in Kollywood if I wanted to
But being traditional, that I cannot do.
Bare my midriff? No way!
I am rather conservative okay.

What else can I do?
I will cook, sew and clean for you.
I will polish your shoes till they shine like new
And I’ll make you rasam when you have the flu.

When you come home I’ll make you a cup of kaafee
Don’t worry, Bru it will be.
I’ll undo your shoelaces
And more, if you want surprises. (hurhur)

I know you work your ass off as an engineer
That I’ll have no money, I never fear.
Ooh you look so sexy on those thick framed glasses
Oh no I think I’m having hot flashes

I am really attracted to pot bellies
I find them just SO sexy
Especially when you hitch up your pants
My heart just melts

I won’t watch my Sun TV serials
Just so you can watch your football matches
I will gladly give up my Kolangal and Anantham
For your Liverpool vs Southhampton

It doesn’t matter if you’re ugly
Just don’t ask for a large dowry
I will do the best I can
By your side I will stand

Don’t you want me as your trophy?
I will make sure I always look pretty.
Marry me and you will realize
That your life will now have spice.

hurhur.
damn you boysss!

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