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Thursday, November 24, 2005 An Ode to my Fats. 9:53 PM When I walk she jiggles like jelly Which is quite disturbing to see Why do I have to be so chubby? I used to be devastatingly sexy not anymore, she’s a part of me. Guess what, she even has a name And that’s due to her growing fame I’ve named her Tabby Because she is very flabby Some people actually think she’s cute! My ass. –coughsplutterschokePUKE- Tyre puncture? I have a spare. I’m serious, there’s plenty to share. I have a few tyres actually I have 3, I admit pathetically. They never seem to go away! I really do exercise okay! Crunches and sit ups aren’t very fun On top of that, I like to run But whatever the case, tabby’s still there I tell you, it’s so unfair. All these manjans are so skinny That’s why Tabby irritates me I’ve even tried to diet But I just can’t resist that doughnut Or that prata, pizza or lasagna Or that shot of absolut vodka I shall go to Marie France bodyline Then I’ll get a figure that’s oh so fine! I’ll look better than Aishwarya Rai (I know I should stop living a lie.) I know! I’ll go for liposuction! To change me into a hot sexy woman How about extreme makeover? (Following that, The Bachelor) As my dreams turn into dust Start exercising I must. In a month I will be an hourglass Wait till I’m back from Madras! -nooj 2 comments |