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Wednesday, November 23, 2005 i am saved! 12:23 AM as you all know, me being a traditional indian girl, and being bred and brought up in a traditional indian family, will be subject to -gasp- an arranged marriage! i won't be able to choose my own husband, my parents will do that for me, while all i can do is pray hard that he doesn't weigh more than 200 kg and that he looks better than a chimpanzee (if not dear god, he should at least have a green card). and worse! i definitely won't be able to talk to him, that's be taboo and i'd be completely dishonouring my family by making conversation with -gasp- a boy! i also must keep my eyes down on the floor at all times as i am a shy, demure little girl who doesn't know anything about the birds and bees. love? what is love? i don't know yaar. arey, somevone tell me, no. but! i am saved! times have changed! now, through www.shaadi.com, i am now able to live my own life. guess what? i can now -drumrollll- arrange my own love marriage! isn't that great! now i can look at pictures, and pick out the good looking ones. sure , all those pigs, oh i mean men, want girls who are 'fair, homely, with a wheatish complexion and must come from a good family and must not have more than LKG education and must make coffee like amma'. sure, i could do that. hahaha. but i can now arrange my own love marriage! nownow, isn't that just the best of both worlds? since i am not allowed to lou, now i can legitimize my lou for a guy whom i choose from the net, instead of from my own school! amazing. who says india is backward? just look at our progress in the dating world. we can now arrange marriage through the yinternettu and go on chat and talk to horny males, and use em-es-yen and vebcaams to get matchmade and decide on our significant others. no more depending on our parents, no more serving coffee all dolled up like a little barbie (okay, thats a lie. we indians may have the 36 inch butt but we definitely lack the 22 inch waist.). life is getting so much better! i can't wait to pick my US engineer maapillai from www.shaadi.com. you should too! 1 comments |