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Sunday, November 20, 2005 brainwave. 1:16 PM i am going to sell meya to a tamil movie producer. i think it's a win win situation. it'll make me happy, it'll make meya happy and of course, it'll make the rest of the world happy, for the following reasons: 1. meya has always wanted to dance. as a hero (coughsplutterchoke), he can do all the dancing he wants, it doesn't matter is he's lousy. heroes get the attention anyway. besides, we'll give him fat sidekicks who really can't dance but wobble periodically, and since since meya is muscular mandei mama meya - he'll outshine them all. 2. moreover, meya can act with his favourite heroines like trisha (it doesn't matter is she smokes, drinks, clubs or whatever it seems), jyothika (even if she is thrice his size, and that she's got a husband 5 times his size) and whoever else and he can dance in various countries and embarrass himself and get to see his desired heroines wearing minimal clothing. it'd brighten up his existence. =) 3. it'll make me happy cos we'd have shipped him to india and he'd be far far away from KR. hahhaa. no worries, i'll find someone else to run with. =) 4. and it'll make the rest of the world a better place because we'd all be able to enjoy meya's various talents on screen! all those who do not know about him will be able to do so too! (beside,s all the indian girls in pgp will be safe from his prying eyes. praise the lord.) see how it's a win win situation? anyway, i was thinking of auctioning him off on ebay. but, i realised that in meya's case, special considerations have to be taken. we would require reverse bidding, such that the cheapest bid wins (quote from huren). and ebay, unfortunately does not cater for such requirements, hence we've got to settle such stuff at a village panchayat. locating a village should be difficult either, we'll contact one of meya's uncles. as a bonus, we can arrange that meya can marry one of kamal hasan's numerous illegitimate children (only problem being he may not know who his mother inlaw is). huren, on the other hand, suggests that we find him a nattu sarakku, so that meya can work his magic on her and turn her into a traditional indian girl an live happily ever after. oh well, that's up to our dear meya. so...any takers? hurry! meya is tall, dark and handsome. he may have a slight paunch, but that is in line with the requirements of being in the tamil cinema industry. very knowledgeable in the field of medicine, and can diagnose himself if he gets hurt during fight scenes. he's hardworking as well - will be in his best behaviour throughout, and will be the perfect gentlemen to all his heroines. (he carries shopping bags and will walk you home! isn't he sweet? =)) great dancer too!! it can't get any better than this, can it?? dei. thanks for an entertaining lunch. next ime just give me the damn watermelon. hahhahaa. 0 comments |