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Saturday, January 31, 2009

while driving

4:34 PM
i crash into unsuspecting people and walk into pillars and poles. i don't watch out for cars when i'm crossing the road. and i'm jumping up and down yelling give me that damn license you bastards!


this is what goes through my head during driving practicals -


signal check blindspot don't do a wide turning that's 2 points return change back to the left lane! don't go over 70 oh crap obstruction must change lane ah crap motorbike oh why can't the stupid fucker in manual car go above 20 km/h? stop at the stop line immediate failure shit yellow box u turn? die. keep right. why can't people be normal and use pedestrian crossings auntie don't run across the road like that ah pizza hut guy! don't go above 50km/h brake for the hump check your mirrors check your mirrors again oh keep checking the damn mirrors oh fuck pedestrian at zebra crossing sorry auntie. everything also immediate failure why? don't stop in zebra crossing. turn right not left get your directions right! take the right turning at the chinese temple not at the one afterwards if you get your test route wrong immediate failure test route 6 and 8 change lane early DON'T MOUNT KERB kena fail. hit kerb nehmind only 4 points.


anuja. will. pass.



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