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Saturday, January 24, 2009 anger is not really a bad thing 10:30 PM i am so prepared i actually armed myself with mortein to defend myself from attacking crazy cockroaches that might have nested in dark and dodgy corners of my room but thankfully there were none YAY. all my midnight snacking thank goodness didn't attract any friends (: now i can legitimately hole myself up in my room, play loud unpleasant music and be anti social. i am going to be a REAL teenager! so i had the most teenage conversation with my mother today. after she hung up on me twice (i now suspect she didn't know how to use the phone) we have a yelling match. it was great. she: the next time you go for dinner with H's family you must tell me! me: but i did! so what was the problem? she: you don't tell me 10 minutes before! me: i only find out 10 minutes before! she: i am your mother you need to tell me things! i even found out about H from someone else! (what does THAT have to do with ANYTHING?) me: but i told you i wasn't in for dinner so what's the problem? she: if you're going with the family you must tell me! it's different if you are having dinner in school! (how many things wrong do you see in this logic? oh, the flaws. firstly, shouldn't it give her less psychobabble if i was with others? in school i could easily be doing dodgy things - which i am NOT - and over dinner i have to behave. which is the parents' preferred scenario you tell me? xiao) me: why is it different? rationalise it for me. (doing behavioural readings can really screw up your head, i tell you, when every other word is 'rational') she: don't talk like your father. (rule number 1 of parenting: never put down your spouse in front of the kids) me: i need to understand, ma. if i don't understand i won't listen to you. she: i am your mother! you listen to me! me: why did you hang up on me? she: i was in shock! you suddenly say you are going for dinner! (i am confused. ok people need to eat. in shock? i didn't tell her that i missed my period, or that i have an STD or that i'm lesbian. AND only the third claim is remotely believable) now i know why i'm so full of psychobabble. or why i am whacked, cuckoo, deranged, whatever. apparently in runs in the family wheeee. THIS is why i shouldn't have kids. yes? yes. 0 comments |