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Monday, September 08, 2008 i've figured a few reasons why 12:13 AM 1. bharathanatyam and dark circles are highly positively correlated. due to the extensive amounts of eyeliner one wears for classes and the face paint that one is forced to wear during performances, it gives us panda eyes. and wrinkles. i have an inkling that the ingredients in pancake (the thing that makes us look like we have jaundice) can't be that good for the skin. 2. bharathanatyam and studying are mutually exclusive. today's perf was done with ohnomoneyandbankingtutorialshitkamasutrareadingfuckpsychometrictestcrapinterviewomgpublicpolicy challengediediedie instead of that thathin thaka tha in my head. 3. bharathanatyam in singapore has no economic benefits. it does not vale add to resumes. employers won't care two hoots about an arangetram. 4. bharathanatyam and hairfall also have a high positive correlation. gel, spray, crowns, fake hair, tight rubberbands, clips, more clips and even more clips all cause extensive amounts of hair fall. my dustbin currently is half full of hair. 5. going 2 days without eating proper meals, when both days are physically exhausting can't be good for the stomach. 6. it kills the knees. indian flabby stomachs + indian asses normally exert excess pressure on indian skinny knees and bharathanatyam makes it worse. what have i been doing for the past 22 years? i should have been typically singaporean and joined ccas that would have given me recognition by the market, and gotten a scholarship to overseas and come back and dance every hoidays and get praised for my seasonal interest instead of juggling uni and weekly classes and performances and doing a slip shit job at everything. 0 comments |