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Monday, July 14, 2008 reasons not to have kids. 11:45 AM according to the dance teacher, he says that we all should follow her example. after graduating (with a marriageable degree) we should all get married and get pregnent immediately. that is what the proper woman should do. riiiiight. no. i thought about. as an economist i did a cost benefit analysis and i decided there are many reasins why i shouldn't and won't have a kid. 1. pregnant women aren't allowed to drink coffee. apparently even after givng birth coffee is a nono. which means for the 9 months i will be asleep and once the kid is born i will be asleep. i will be a bad mother cos a sleeping mother is a bad mother. 2. i will think that folds of baby fat are fat and be convinced that it will turn into augustus gloop if i don't intervene and hence once the kid is able to crawl i will make it exercise so it will lose weight. my baby will be sexy. right. 3. i might forget that i have one. cos, you know, i have a very short attention span. i'm supposed to be at work now but i'm blog- oh look muffin! 4. i might give it to the mustafa dude in exchange for a number tag when i go shopping at mustafa. i might also forget to pick it up. going along the same lines, everytime i take an umbrella out of the house it never comes back and if i take the baby out it mightnot come back. 5. i fall sick SO easily and i's rather not the potential brat pass me any germs. 6. i like baby food. heinz, nestum, whatever. i might eat it all and forget about feeding the kid. and that's not a good thing. it might be good for number 2 (above) but number 2 is highly questionable. 7. in friends, joey tells rachel that her fingers will swell and never go down after pregnancy. i am gullible and will believe anything. 8. brazillian waxing is a 9 on the pain scale. labour is a 10. i know what a 9 feels like, seriously i'm not going to try a 10. 9. i am special. i need help. i don't think i should be trusted with a baby. SEE. vahini, i am SO proud of you. =) 0 comments |