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Saturday, June 07, 2008

why nihara and i should get married

8:33 PM
so we've already been living together and i figure we might as well be married. seriously! we already have a morning routine going on, we have a routine to get home from work together, we have a routine when we come home from work.

and we watch tv together like an old couple that has run out of things to say to each other, and we sleep on seperate beds as if the sex life is totally over.

nihara is a self-proclaimed man in the relationship apparently, for the following reasons:

1. i have bogger boobs
2. when we hug, she's an entire head taller than me
3. i do the cooking, she does the cleaning.

but, at night, i'm reading a book while she's smearing herself with cucumber melon st ives moisturiser and she smells yummy and that's when the gender roles get confused hahah.

and marriage is great, cos there's constant companionship, it's awesome having a pseudo husband of a nihara to come home to to tell you what retarded things happened at work. and it's also great when she wears the same shoe size as i do and she has an entire box full of shoes and i have like 5 pairs and isn't this such a mutually beneficial marriage?

PLUS she knows all the words to madonna's old songs and no one else does.

this couldn't be any more perfect!



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