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Monday, May 28, 2007

as i wonder about alone

1:46 PM
americans are strange.

there are many homeless in manhattan, sitting on the side of the road, busking or begging. some say 'we are homeless, give us a home' but there are others that just make you cry 'and i'm supposed to give you money why?'

the 2 funniest i've seen are:

'why lie? i need a beer!'
'i need money so i can get drunk so i can let a girl molest me and take me home.'

RIGHT.

and on the back windshield of a rather dusty police car, scribbled:

'clean me!'
'i need to be washed!'
'give me some attention.'
'this car is dirty.'

hahaha.

and you know how in singapore like the free size clothes say 'one size fits all' and you KNOW that's not true because 'one size fits all' should actually be 'one size fits all manjans who have a 20 inch waist and no boobs whatsoever'?

americans are honest. here they say 'one size fits most'. so nice to read really. they don't fool you.

i went to a flea market today mygod soo fun! i bought stuff for the girls back home and i am at a loss as to what to get for the boys. i have 4 boys to shop for. yargh. and one of them never likes what i get, another would probably tell me to get him earrings or eyeliner, the third i have no clue (although right now i think he needs a smack. yes, it's YOU! hahah. smacks are free! goodie.) and the fourth would ask me to buy him duty free booze. hmmm. such elusive men they are.



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