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Sunday, January 14, 2007

the matriarch.

1:27 AM
our current bathroom read is this book titled 'the bad mother's handbook'. i think the children of the varaprasad family can write 'the bad childrens' handbook'.

so today we were helping the mother clear out her old office, the one that we've been used to since we were small girls. oh well, no more bouncing up and down on her sofa, no more sleeping on her yoga mat but i guess i'll manage.

now i know where my nasty habit of leaving my tea mug uncleaned with the tea bag still in it comes from. my mother! wahaha.

and now i also know where my anal retentive obsessive compulsive no-don't-throw-away-anything mindset comes from. my mother! hahah.

the sister and i decided to have abit of fun while we were following her orders.

father finds a 2GB thumbdrive. the sister wants it, and so do i.
mother: no don't take it, it's mine.
father: wow, it's 2 GB!
mother: so?
me: -facepalm-
sister: ma i'll give you my 64MB thubdrive.
mother: no i don't want it, the thumbdrive is mine.
sister: but ma, 64 is bigger than 2!
mother: nevermind, it doesn't matter.

yikes. and then:

mother: oh my printer has run out of ink. i need to change the cartridge.
father: oh do i need to get some?
mother: oh no need, i have 2 cartridges here. one black and one white.
me: -facepalm-

do you know her master's thesis was dedicated to her kids? we're little angels. wahaha.



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