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Tuesday, July 29, 2008 it's not like i didn't try 10:28 AM singapore english language theatre and indian religious texts. i really hope i can graduate on time. all hail unrestricted electives. update: i really don't know why i plan so much when in the end my plans never work out =( planning is bad okay children! my next semester sees me doing 4 level 4000 economics modules. how did that happen howhowHOW you tell me and i don't even know what one of them is about apparently it is up to the lecturer. i just hope that it isn't some micro economic modelling thing and then i will DIE. i checked up the prof online and apparently that is what he is good at. why are people with yale phDs good at what i am bad at! my semester is doooomed. goodbye, world. anuja varaprasad RIP lovingly, slowly, excruciatingly painfully strangled to death by economics (with which she had an unstable but somewhat romantic relationship with) may she find equillibrium. 1 comments Monday, July 28, 2008 naughty nine year olds. 12:30 PM i heard this from a nine year old recently: barney is a dinosaur from our imagination stick a pretzel up his bum and watch his constipation uh-huh. 0 comments Thursday, July 24, 2008 today i am an indian man 2:05 PM i must say, awesome lunch. (: anyway, since yindian boys have this expectation that women were born to cook for men, today i became an indian man. but since i am an indian man i shall appear ungrateful, burp loudly, rub my belly, scratch my crotch, pull my pants over my beer belly, not help with the cleaning up, drink beer and watch soccer. but seriously, thank you. i know after this everyone will want you, but you're mine okay not anjali's. 0 comments Friday, July 18, 2008 inspired by george micheal. 10:40 AM i'm not saying this with any one person in mind (really! usually people say this when they have one person in mind), but sometimes your faith is strengthened when you're around people whose faith is stronger than yours. and you think, she's going to be okay, and so am i. 0 comments Monday, July 14, 2008 reasons not to have kids. 11:45 AM according to the dance teacher, he says that we all should follow her example. after graduating (with a marriageable degree) we should all get married and get pregnent immediately. that is what the proper woman should do. riiiiight. no. i thought about. as an economist i did a cost benefit analysis and i decided there are many reasins why i shouldn't and won't have a kid. 1. pregnant women aren't allowed to drink coffee. apparently even after givng birth coffee is a nono. which means for the 9 months i will be asleep and once the kid is born i will be asleep. i will be a bad mother cos a sleeping mother is a bad mother. 2. i will think that folds of baby fat are fat and be convinced that it will turn into augustus gloop if i don't intervene and hence once the kid is able to crawl i will make it exercise so it will lose weight. my baby will be sexy. right. 3. i might forget that i have one. cos, you know, i have a very short attention span. i'm supposed to be at work now but i'm blog- oh look muffin! 4. i might give it to the mustafa dude in exchange for a number tag when i go shopping at mustafa. i might also forget to pick it up. going along the same lines, everytime i take an umbrella out of the house it never comes back and if i take the baby out it mightnot come back. 5. i fall sick SO easily and i's rather not the potential brat pass me any germs. 6. i like baby food. heinz, nestum, whatever. i might eat it all and forget about feeding the kid. and that's not a good thing. it might be good for number 2 (above) but number 2 is highly questionable. 7. in friends, joey tells rachel that her fingers will swell and never go down after pregnancy. i am gullible and will believe anything. 8. brazillian waxing is a 9 on the pain scale. labour is a 10. i know what a 9 feels like, seriously i'm not going to try a 10. 9. i am special. i need help. i don't think i should be trusted with a baby. SEE. vahini, i am SO proud of you. =) 0 comments Monday, July 07, 2008 the reason why turtles are dying 12:02 PM wrong. this Strange Old Aunty had put everything she bought in those plastic bags. some even in double plastic bags. the meat she had bought has already been wrapped but she had put 2 more over it. her already packaged kailan had it's own plastic prison. the cashier Not So Old and Strange Aunty had to remove the platic bag insulation before beeping them and then out it back again. and when paying (finally!) Strange Old Aunty requested for more NTUC bags over the stuff she already had and asked three times for more plastic bags and Not So Old and Strange Aunty essentially threw it at her! i swear SOA goes to cold storage to hoard plastic bags. i tell you, this is the reason that too much plastic gets disposed into lakes and seas and chokes turtles (i know it's far fetched but i bet there's a logical conclusion. i should do PR cos i am good at exaggerating and over dramatising haha. these Plastic Bag Hoarders! they are a menace! and they are dubious. what do they do with so many plastic bags! why do they need so many plastic bags! some soci student hurry up and do a study. i want to know. i neeeed to know. 0 comments |