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Thursday, August 03, 2006 and it begins 1:08 AM orientations been going really well. the fwocers have done an amazing job (hooray!) and the seniors are slowly beginning to get into the spirit of orientation. the freshies are catching on to our enthusiasm and it's great to see them happy and cheering each other on. so heartwarming. amongst all this we have, of course, the dating game. i have effectively ruined my chances of getting a good date. boo! let me tell you why. 1. being missing from quite a few og activities due to reasons not under my control has led to me not being present for quite a number of fun orientation stuff. ie i disappeared. how to get date like that you tell me? hahah. 2. advertising yourself as a fat virgin, with a pillow stuffed under your blouse and acting on stage as a school-teacher-who-wants-to-be-a-striptease-artist doesn't convey a very good impression. 3. further more, announcing that 'i may be a fat virgin, but i'm still a virgin!' does not do wonders to anyone's reputation. =) 4. doing hermione, with the bushyfrizzyuncontrollable hair down so as to look like the pre yule ball emma watson (ie fugly hair) causes feelings of fear and not love. 5. singing 'hello freshies! i have no date! NO DATE!' conveys vibes of utter desperation, especially after ending it with me and lishi pretending to sob into each others arms. hahaha. brilliant. so that's why i am not going to get a date. besides that, chinese guys do not go for indian women. haha. i am disadvantaged in everyway! -emits a tragic heartwrenching sob- i have also been introduced to hard gay, and this has caused much trauma. albert should consider part timing as a gigolo. hah. 1 comments |